Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 25, 2013

nigga gnome

Nigga gnome, the shit you see at yo aunt's crib.

Wtf that bitch doing with a nigga gnome.

by Nothin to say December 17, 2018

Gnome King

The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.

"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"

by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016

Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!

Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime

Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!

by Mogli333 June 24, 2011

Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019

gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.

Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.

by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007