Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
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Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.
Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!
by hookemyea December 10, 2011
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Glitter Puff

"Glitter Puff"

The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)
She bent over spreading her cheeks and pushed her newly decorated shiny arsehole towards my face and let out the most glorious 'glitter puff' right in my mouth!
by DFBHM January 10, 2023
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glitter bowl

Refers to a bowl of marijuana pack in a pipe with crushed up Oxycodone sprinkled on top. Oxycodone is generally not sprinkled into a bag of weed purchased from a dealer. It is applied on top of a bowl of marijuana that the user herself loads.
"Do you have any Oxy left over from your knee surgery? Let's smoke a glitter bowl."
by Lux Glitter Girl December 13, 2008
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Glitter Boy

A extinct clothing line designed by the fabulous and beautiful Davey Havok.

Mr. Havok's next clothing line is scheduled to come out late 2006.
Girl: Wow, that is a fantastic jacket you have there!
Boy: Duh, it's Glitter boy, made by Davey Havok!
Girl: Too bad it's no longer around.
by Shalanka August 16, 2006
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garry glitter

Modern Cockney Slang for 'the Shitter' or Bum Hole.
...I stuck my gammon rod right up her Garry Glitter...
by Fordy August 21, 2006
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Glitter Goth

A subgroup of members of the gothic culture, who pride themselves on preening to resemble glam rock artists such as David Bowie, Blondie, and Elton John. People within this subculture tend to wear lots of shiny things, such as rhinestones, glitter and lip gloss. Extensive amounts of blush and/or eyeshadow in bright colours is also predominant.
by TC Wilson July 30, 2005
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