gargle babble

A joke, statment or speech that leaves such a bad taste in your mouth that you wish you could gargle it away with mouth wash. Often applicable to politicians or people who think they're funny but aren't.
That guy speaks so much gargle babble that I had to leave the room before I threw up.
by Gac1 June 13, 2011
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A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )
" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.
by RawFeNriS1 February 21, 2025
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Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.
Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!
by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019
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