fucko

A dirty little bastard of a person

That dirty little fucko needs to get kicked in the sac.

by Booyaa March 12, 2003

fucko

A shirtless wonder wearing tennis shoes and no socks with a mullet and farmer tan. When angered throws unopened cans of Bud Dry tall boys at you but is so drunk they mearly hit the ground 10 ft in front of him and skid under a stage or other object you may be sitting on.

"Nice throw fucko."

by Cabe April 29, 2005

fuckonquered

(fù-kòng-kur) adj., from 'fuckonquer'

A portmanteau of the words 'fuck' and 'conquer'. The state of being supremely inebriated; on the brink of a syncopal episode.

Other synonyms not listed below: hammed, hamboned, hammerboned, shmammerboned, shitfaced, shitty, fried, blitzed, blotto, bombed, cockeyed, crocked, fuddled, juiced, lit, loaded, pickled, pie-eyed, slopped, sloshed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffed, steaming, stewed, stiff, stinko, tanked up, three sheets to the wind, buzzed, sober, straight, square

Alex drank the entire 30 rack over the past 4 hours, did a strikeout, and is now fuckonquered on the floor over there.

by Rageface McGee November 9, 2010

fuckoffingist

biggest largest thing imaginable

unbelievably large fuckoffingist

by ohferfuxache October 17, 2007

Fuckonaut

someone who is fucked in the head all the time

That guy is a fuckonaut for sure!

by ozzmann April 3, 2011

fuckor

Noun. The feeling you get when a person makes a correct assumption about you, but you are mad that they were able to make that assumption.

"I just had the worst fuckor ever."

"I hope I'm not giving you a fuckor now but I think you're into astrology."

by Who knows really July 20, 2017

Fuckoothie

It's like a smoothie but made out of sexual beings. This term is used to describe a mixture of sexual partners. Each representing a different flavour, similar to the different ingredients used in a smoothie drink.

Last night was a fuckoothie of amazing men and women.

by Wild Kat December 5, 2017