Firster

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

by sprydle April 14, 2010

Just like my first time

A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.

Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...

by NYCNYCNYCNYCNYCNYC September 12, 2010

First Responder

First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.

Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.

by LatNerd May 11, 2011

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball

A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.

The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.

NeNe Leaks showed up at Award Show looking like a "Butch Queen First Time at a Ball."

by Eden Woods January 9, 2013

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

frustabate

The solace masturbation you engage in immediately after getting home from a date that went uncontrollably awry.

Guy #1: Hey man how'd it go?
Guy #2: Hold on I'll be right back to shotgun a PBR after I frustabate.
Guy #1: That bad hunh?

by mikey mcgillicutty June 16, 2008

First word crisis

Having a hard time talking after a long period of silence

“She had a serious first word crisis after spending the entire morning doing homework”

by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013