mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018

Fitter

The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.

Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.

Person 2: Where did you hear that?

Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.

by Rand-m June 15, 2009

fritner police 'orse

To be so ugly that you could 'frighten a police horse'.

Man 1 "Look at the top bollacks on that!"
Man 2 "Yeh but av you seen her face, she could 'fritner police 'orse!"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

flitter

Flitter: To flirt or hit on somebody via Twitter.

My friend spent the evening trying to flitter with girls on his smart phone.

by hey krankiboy July 10, 2010

Flitter

Instead of using a curse word to express aggrivation, anger, or bad situations, just say Flitter.

Can be used in place of a plethra of bad words

Someone cuts in front of you, instead of cursing, you just say flitter !

by flitterword July 18, 2011

Flitter

Feces, crap, dookie... Shit.

That guy is a real piece of flitter.

by oceanisler September 28, 2017

flittering

Flirting with someone on Twitter

He and I were flittering all day, I sooo didn't get any work done.

by jenaye_m13 October 14, 2009