Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017

Cat

A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow

Curiousity killed the cat

by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022

Cat

Just a demon.

Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon

by Dooooooooooooooooot October 01, 2020

Cat

Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.

Poseidon -"Hey is that a cat?"
Zeus-"I dont know..."
Poseidon"Probaly"

by The dmauri kid October 14, 2017

Cat

A small dog that meows

Cats are cool

by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 10, 2018

Cat

A bitch animal

My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch

by lbumlbuml August 24, 2021