Take care of myself

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.
by J. Freka May 06, 2018
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i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.
by javawizard November 18, 2012
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You Enjoy Myself

great song by Phish.

Halfway through the song are the only clearly comprehensible lyrics in the song: "Boy! … Man! … God! … Shit!," followed by a line whose meaning has perpetually been subject to discussion until it was settled by an issue of Guitar World. After many interpretations including, "Wash your feet then drive me into a frenzy", it was revealed to be "wash uffize drive me to firenze" in a Guitar World issue that included the tablature for the song.
One possible explanation for this line is that "Uffizi" is a pun on an Italian-accented pronunciation of the words "your feet." Uffizi is a museum the pair visited in Firenze, or Florence, Italy. At a spring near Uffizi, it is reported that they washed their feet. One theory is that the quoted Italian hailed from this area — in which case the meaning of the song as a whole becomes clearer.
Wash uffizi and drive me to firenze -you enjoy myself-Phish
by harpua. January 04, 2010
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I hate myself

Your amazing Hun , hope you be happier soon 🤍✨
You: I hate myself
Me: don't say that!

You: it's true
Me: well I love you!
by Iloveyou:33 August 04, 2022
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I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation
The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)
by Allen W May 06, 2006
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Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.
If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.
by Downstrike October 05, 2004
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go fuck myself

Do something to pretend you are busy, when you get rejected.
Person 1:Hey you want to hang out later?
Person 2: No man I have plans.

Person 1: Okay, il just go fuck myself.
by Marks_beast May 19, 2017
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