top floor

Best-of-a-kind.

This car is top floor, "This car is the best".

by S58 January 22, 2014

Japan Floors

any kind of Adidas footwear

ohhhh look at the Japan Floors on yah the shmoo shmoo

by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010

floor grinding

when a woman lies on her stomach and pushes her pelvis on the floor and moves her legs side to side until she reaches an orgasm.

dude 1: damnnnn look at all those sexy ladies floor grinding
dude 2: I know, i’m jealous because they can have a clit orgasm without sex or masterbating

by Im that random kid June 28, 2019

fourth flooring

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.

A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.

by Geiger July 20, 2008

The floor is dirty

Don't go there, or I / we / you don't want to go there. Usually in reference to an undesirable act.

Person A: "I could install a bootleg version for you."
Person B: "The floor is dirty, we'll budget for legit."

by I am not real. January 28, 2010

Floor Alien

An autistic person

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"

by spacio November 11, 2021

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014