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homo high five

I came home early from work and My roommate was giving another dude the homo high five.
by Shaun ness November 16, 2014
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High five in the middle

When two guys pound a women from both ends at the same time and are happy enough to high five
Fuck ange is so good at this high five in the middle bro!
by LandWoogie July 17, 2019
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high five jerk

When she jerks you off and give you a high give
I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.

Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.
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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out
by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017
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good high five

The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.

In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
Hey Ethan that was a good high five!! Nice and crisp
by Ethan Coomie March 19, 2017
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