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ferret

A small lovable animal of the marmot family, which has a slinky for a spine, and a thieves way of finding all of your loot and distributing it back in there own hiding places.
"Honey, have you seen where the ferret hid my keys?"
by Gueethepagan May 4, 2005
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Ferrari Enzo

A 650hp, 2300 pound Supercar, capable of 60mph in 3.3 seconds, it can also cover the 1/4 mile in 11.1 seconds at 135.6mph. It's top speed is 218mph, and only 399 of them were made. It has a Longitudely mounted V12 Engine that produces 493lbs/ft of Torque at 4400rpm. It comes in many colors, contrary to the other definition, and there is said to be at least one unpainted version. The car also has a derivative, called the FXX, and 850hp race monster loosely based off of the Maserati MC12 Racecar.
"Deitrich, where's my Ferrari Enzo!!?"
by Steve-O Neill November 16, 2006
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bag of ferrets

utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'

'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 4, 2008
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Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009
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chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
by Spyke March 20, 2003
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lip ferret

Guy 1: Woah, did you see that guys lip ferret?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was rather intense.
by crockpot April 4, 2009
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Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.
Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.
by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004
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