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Exponential

A sophisticated mathematical term that describes rapid growth of imaginary things, or things that can’t be measured
We can’t win reelection exponentially.
by Obiden-Bama March 9, 2020
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exosexual

Only being attracted to a kpop group members called exo.
person 1: "hi cutie, can i have your number"
Person 2: "sorry, im exosexual"
Person1: "backs aways slowly"

Person1: "ow look at that guy, he is so into you,.go talk to him"
Person2: "sorry, but I'm exosexual"
Person1: "ow sorry, I didn't know"
by exo things October 18, 2020
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Exposion

Cheyrl just exposed timmothy infrot of everyone! He has the look of Exposion now!
by Princess#2 March 7, 2020
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Kakus Exposure

Kakus refers to fecal matter. Kakus exposure is the act of getting Kakus, fecal matter, on any part of your body. The most common cause of Kakus Exposure is obviously anal sex, however there are other ways in which this may occur.
After eating the White Tuna Sushi, Bill had to run to the bathroom at Kyogin. The white tuna upset his stomach causing him to have "peanut butter poopie", while wiping for the 18th time he got some of the "peanut butter poopie" on his fingers. This resulted in a minor case of Kakus Exposure.

After sodomizing a camel, Ahmed had Kakus Exposure on his morronga and developed Morrong Fever. His cousin, Obama Osama Barruq, had to run to the drugstore and get some Morrongicillin so Ahmed wouldn't develop Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

Junior had Kakus Exposure after playing with the sheep in his grandfather's farm. Junior has very bad hand washing habits, while at dinner eating fried chicken he contaminated the dinner, now everyone in Junior's family is in the hospital with Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.
by Kinki Louie May 14, 2008
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a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"
(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)
by delaney jane March 5, 2008
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Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.
Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth
by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010
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Exposewell

A member of an elite math club typically composed of five members. The members are generally described as follows:

1. Female Member 1: Extremely intelligent at ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
2. Female Member 2: Sarcastic and meme obsessed
3. Female Member 3: Secretly evil and manipulative,
4. Male Member 1: Total math genius
5. Male Member 2: Super athletic

The Exposewells will tend to worship a singular person.
Look at that really smart girl - she must be one of the Exposewells.
by murderouspyscho13 January 31, 2018
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