Eugene 

Eugene is a cool guy. He has tons of friends, and is a ladies man. He’s 6’3 and gets all A’s. Everyone would want to be his friend. He’s super sexy and handsome. Did I mention he’s so cool? Well he’s super cool, he could lift over 200 pounds and can play every instrument in the world. Since he’s 6’2 he can get the cookie jar on the top of the cabinet and open the pickle jar.

“That guy is so cool”
“Do you mean Eugene?”

Eugene by Eugene lover May 11, 2022

Eugene 

An egg.

Eugene is an egg.

Eugene by Pineapplecarrot_Yummy July 9, 2022

Eugene 

Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.

"Oh look! Eugene is licking his butt again! I love it when Eugene licks his butt!"

Eugene by Dankmemesolioli August 4, 2022

Eugene 

Eugene is an alpha male
He will do anything to assert dominance
Eugene is a gay ahh
He likes stalking kids especially when they're alone

You're such a eugene
Suck on a eugene

Eugene by I have alcohol addiction September 5, 2022

Eugene 

A.K.A Huge Eug, The Beast from the Far East, and Absolute Academic Weapon. Has been to Great WOlf Lodge more than once and loves youtube Shorts

Bro is that "EUGENE" or just a fat stack of poutine

Eugene by EugeneLOVER69 October 17, 2022

Eugene 

The definition of Eugene is a name of a Disney character from beauty and the beast. Being called Eugene is a complement. It means you beat women and make a whole from there ass to there vagina and put there hair through there ass and out the vagina then pull repeatedly till they turn into a ball and break there spine.

In stead of Eugene Joshua can be used in women beating scenarios

I am Eugene or I will Eugene you

Eugene by Eugene the one November 7, 2022

Eugene 

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.

Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today

Eugene by Artemis_W December 18, 2022