Eli

Some kid who’s obsessed with paper towels and will shit there pants for a paper towel

Eli pooped his pants when he got that Paper towel

by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022

Eli

Such a good skateboarder cops 7 chicks in one night so not Jewish man active

Wow Eli sure is a chick magnet with those skateboard skills!!

by H with Reggie May 27, 2018

Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!

If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com

by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018

Eli

He loves eating humans and is a great human

"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"

by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017

Eli

Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests

"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017

Eli

A cool ass nigga who likes to play on his ps4, he also is very cute and gets all dat coochie. Obviously has a girlfriend and swims in that pussy.

Jourdan: Yo is that eli?
Jon: yea he swims in da pussy!

by Jeyjey-2105 October 15, 2019

Eli

Means god in hebrew ,high priest and defender of man.And is also lit.

Eli

by BOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII March 14, 2018