Drummer

Never there when you need one, but over abundance when you don’t

“My band needs a drummer, but they’re never here when we need them!”

by Hehshhhhh October 6, 2022

tummy drummer

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.

Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!

by DSquad September 19, 2013

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 9, 2023

Drummer

The most funny, entertaining but horny person you’ll ever meet. Once you find one, don’t ever let them go away, only let them go into u... hehehehehe

My boyfriend is a drummer

by Petriiii dish July 30, 2019

Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 11, 2025

Jimi drummer

Person who plays left handed on a right handed drum kit

He leads with his left alot maybe he's a Jimi drummer

by 1234abd July 21, 2025