douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

doucheosaurus

Someone who wears mma fight gear out of the house and has never been in the cage.

A frat boy wearing a TapOut hat out to the local bar is a doucheosaurus.

by jiujitsu February 9, 2010

douchebonner

to have a bonner while being a douche.

"wow look at that douchebonner!"

by King Citrus February 21, 2010

douchenelle

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.

A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree

by aosm March 7, 2010

Douchenwaffle

Another term for douche-bag

The guy i dated last year was a total douchenwaffle

by reggieredbird March 2, 2011

doucheopotamus

A specific person who is behaving like a real jack-ass or huge douche!

Eventually they both are attacked by a wild doucheopotamus and mauled n raped to death

by BigBossanova August 4, 2011

doucheographer

1) A photographer (or a person who claims to be) who uses their camera to get laid, to get backstage or to catch some secret "upskirt" in their travels. 2) A person who photoshops pictures out of spite. 3) Someone who takes douchey photos and who is also a douche. 4) A troll with a camera. 5) Photos that are douched up (excessively photoshopped)- a term used instead of "touched up".

"I caught that guy in the stairwell trying to film some upskirt. What a doucheographer."

by trainwreck tammy December 15, 2011