dylan the uke god

the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages

did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?

man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music

by eeesquidward January 3, 2018

dylan pearce

dylan pearce is a loving and caring hobo. he can be kind of or really a poopy head sometimes but we love him anyway and we except him for being lesbian

Person 1: That dylan pearce sure is a real poopy face.

Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening

please publish this it would mean so much to me

by gurgletimmygurgle December 8, 2018

Dylan Ward

A nerdy individual that also likes his men , he is smart but can make dumb descisions if u meet a Dylan ward think of yourself unlucky , he will be starving in a forest in day z forever on god bless Dylan ward.

If u are lucky enough to come across a Dylan Ward he will give you all his peppers.

by bruh moments... October 24, 2019

Dylan Enskat

The sort of person you would mistake for a tree.
A six foot five 15 year old who lives somewhere near London

“Ouch I just walked into fucking Dylan Enskat

by Rhys loves sheep and the clap November 26, 2019

Dylan dunbar

The only man ever

Who is the best person in the world?

Dylan Dunbar of course!

by wifeofcalumhood November 15, 2020

Dhyana

She is a social bird she can have a nice conversation without making it awkward she is really sensitive and stubborn person she may really hate you but if you need help from her she will help you without any hesitation she know who to make anyone fell better when they are in a tough situation she is also like a spring peaceful and loving . She makes you feel just like how flower blooms with the comforting feeling with it <3

Omg I am so greatfull to have DHYANA

in my life.she is such a sweetheart

by The tea circle December 5, 2021

Dylan Turkenkopf

Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.

VERY HOT!!!

Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.

by Currently riding Dylan's meat March 9, 2023