Derek

Part gym goer but not to workout. Derek is someone who goes to the gym to hit on females. Derek's goal is to add to his sexual partner list... The more the merrier. Derek has multiple STDs.

Are you pulling a Derek again?

by Enzo0505 January 23, 2015

Derek

Gay ass homo who is fat and sucks off a man

That Derek just ate all the food

by Is HD doing June 18, 2018

Derek

Piece of crap. Very ugly and they look like of animals. They are smart but they think they know everything. They can be funny but mostly stupid. They treat others like a piece of shit and are generally easily jealous of other people.

Jealous + Ugly = Derek

by cloutgoalsongod April 4, 2019

Derek

Anyone with this name is a virgin. They are also most likely gay and unattractive. Avoid them at all costs they will try sniff your ball sweat while you sleep.

"derek" is gay.

by derek is a virgin May 12, 2020

Derek

Kid with Noodle Arms

K: omg he looks like a Derek

O: your so right

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 24, 2016

Derek

An anorexic looking dude, yet still believes to be the strongest wisest human out there.

Luis: Heyy have u seen Derek today?
Jan: The skinnywalker??
Luis: yea him
Jan: I think j saw him shooting obey the walrus 2!
Luis:(laughs) k thanks g

by Da_real_rex September 14, 2016

Derek

Someone that won't do anything without his fathers approval, and can not hang out with anyone unless his significant other is along for the ride. He also rides a green Harley Davidson.

If you ride a green Harley, don't be a Derek.

by JBONE2315 May 13, 2016