Derek

A fucking pedophile, eats fries and nuggets only. Sends nudes to girls underage especially 15 year olds.

Keep your kids away from Derek! he loves little girls

by qt π June 10, 2019

Derek

A hipster.

Dude: Hey, did you hear about Derek? I heard he is a pseudo intellectual, cigarette smoking, skinny jean wearing, English major dropout, who will take sad pictures in black and white and get that coffee for you for just over minimum wage!

Dudette: Oh, you mean a Hipster.

by averagemeanofmeans April 15, 2011

Derek

Adolf Hitlers great great grandson who got abducted by Trump

Derek

by testo83 November 22, 2019

Derek

Derek is a good friend but can be an ASS HOLE. He thinks hes big shit and has a big cock, but in reality its like a tic tac.

"Are you a Derek?"

"Yes, i have a small cock!"

by Tillllertt February 28, 2020

Derek

Simp.

Guy 1: Hey you know Derek?
Guy 2: Yeah the simp right?
Guy 1: Yeah him

by Fag_Bag1 December 10, 2019

Derek

no one likes him

"no one likes Derek" hazel

by no one like derek December 19, 2021

Derek

a gay fat guy

Derek is a gay fat guy

by tyerjsjsjfd April 09, 2020