leave her at the dentist

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!

Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

by Chuckyv76 August 29, 2023

Dentist

A type of social worker with a hygiene kink who considers themselves doctors because they know how to brush their teeth.

"Oh mom my tooths hurting can we go to a dentist?"
"No Janet shes a TikToker now lets go to a real doctor instead"

by momoniemoproblem September 12, 2023

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with a sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

Dentist

A person in a mask and blue pajamas who stabs your gums with sharp metal objects and then gets mad at you when they start to bleed.

The dentist said that your gums are bleeding because you don't floss enough.

by null is already in use September 21, 2023

9th dentist

the 1/10 dentists that always seems to disagree with the others.
usually it's about the toothpaste they recommend, but the subject can differ

2nd dentist: hey what shall we eat tonight?

4th dentist: I dunno, yall want pizza?

9th dentist: I'm more in the mood for taco's

*all other dentist sigh in unison

5th dentist: why are you alway like this Jeffery?

by IRealyHateWindowsNews September 13, 2022

dentist gravy

The best name you can give your child.

Sound: 10/10
Syllables: 10/10
Spelling: Adaptable
Nicknames: Den, Denny, Tessa, Gray, Vi.

Dentist Gravy. Need I say more?

"Hey, what's your name?"
"Hi, I'm Dentist Gravy!"

by sageywagey January 16, 2022

dentisted

a word i just coined
meaning when you go to the dentist and they are dentisting you

i have to get dentisted on monturday

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022