Zion Curtain

In Utah, a partition that separates the patrons of a bar from the bartender and prevents drinks from being passed directly from the place where they are mixed to the customer.
The name comes from "Zion," a reference to the LDS (Mormon ) Church whose prohibitions against drinking alcohol heavily influenced Utah's liquor laws.

Because the bar that she tended at had a Zion Curtain, Sarah had to walk around to the other side to hand every customer their drink. It was a pain in the ass, but at least it was good exercise.

by Pete Theroux August 20, 2011

Velvet Curtains

A nice way of saying labia, girl lips, etc

He parted her velvet curtains for entry

by nastynorman January 5, 2006

beef curtains

derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.

"Tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, I'm coming over!"

by hulahoopz May 13, 2006

steak curtains

Vagina, labia, vulva

fuck me: Part me steak curtains!

by Jer Koff July 9, 2006

beef curtains

n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."

by wuba October 1, 2002

meat curtains

Long beefy flaps of meat that hang down in some vaginas. Usualy the best for sucking! Keeps large amount of juice that smells very good. Women that have those are certainly blessed.

I put her panties to the side and those incredible meat curtains flops out, hanging down like drapes.

by zebedeux December 9, 2008

turd curtain

The flap of skin protecting the Hershey Highway

You must part the turd curtain in order to get to the meaty center of the Hershey Highway.

by Ralf April 29, 2004