cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.

by looksatme November 22, 2018

“Cats and cucumbers”

Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.

“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!

by Balletmouse May 28, 2018

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumber Sack

A sack of cucumbers!

Bob: What’s in that bag?
Mira: Cucumbers.
Bob: You have a cucumber sack!
Mira: Okay, thanks Bob….

by crosscrissapplesauce August 28, 2021

Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016