The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.
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Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.
Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.
The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)
Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.
Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.
The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)
person A: Did you read those Chrono Crusade volumes I let you borrow?
person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.
person A: ...You're dead to me.
(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
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person 1: Oh my god! What happened?
person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.
person 1: Why?
person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.
person 1: ah.
person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.
person A: ...You're dead to me.
(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
--
person 1: Oh my god! What happened?
person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.
person 1: Why?
person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.
person 1: ah.
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A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.
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Get the Downvote Crusade mug.A series of wars n shit that happened in ancient medieval times. So you got the Holy Land, Jerusalem. This place is like Mecca to christians and catholics. For some reason the Arabs, Islams, Saracens etc wanted it. So the Arabs marched thier huge army and said "we'll take it". Meanwhile in Europe, all the white boys there got really pissed off about this and got together, got some weapons and marched to Jerusalem getting into all kinds of shennanighans on the way. So the White boys get to Jerusalem and slaughtered the arab army and the Pope was all happy again. Then you get this guy named Saladin who had a huge army and wanted Jerusalem back from the "Blue Eyed Demons" as ahe called the white men from Europe. One of this "Blue Eyed Demons" happened to be Richard the Lionheart from england. He also had an army that was a bit smaller that Saladins but he himself was a tough, streetsmart fucker who could handle himself on the battlefield. The forces meet and a huge battle called Asurf takes place. Richards white boys win the battle against the arabs. Saladin gets realy cut about this and puts a Jihad on their ass. This is serious shit coz u got muslims with jihads and eurotrash with crusades. So the white boys spill heaps of innocent blood and kill and murder and make one hell of a mess then sign a peace treaty with the muslims. Like whiteboys do, they kill n make mess and when things get hectic they think fuck this and leave. They went back to Europe and im pretty sure that they come back a few times to cause a bit more trouble. Meanwhile the Jews who lived here just stood back and hoped that the white boys would protect them coz they aint had an army scince the romans fucked them. Sadly today theres still bitchin about who lives here.
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