Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!
Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!
by B9ine November 02, 2022
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critter snatch

A vagina with crabs
I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"
by Purplax May 09, 2024
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Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.
When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.
by Impallallamballa March 09, 2019
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People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.
“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods
“The people critters”
by Peoplecritters August 18, 2023
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Chucklewood Critters

The most popular American cartoon to not have its own Wikipedia page. It ran for two seasons from 1998 to 1999. It is popular among furry fans. Particularly fans of The Raccoons or the works of Yoram Gross. The show started off as holiday specials much like The Raccoons.
Some guy from Australia: Have you ever heard of this one cartoon show called Chucklewood Critters.
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
by OhNo S. December 18, 2022
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