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cranberry

The word cranberry refers to a person who has a pencil in his/her hand and feels the need to eat it.

This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.

The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
"That guy is a REAL cranberry! No wonder why he never has a pencil!"
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020
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Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.
Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.
by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018
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Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum
I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.
by Bswaim December 29, 2020
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Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
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Cranberry Snowball

Eating the mixture of cum and period blood out of a pussy.
I was with my girl the other night and had Cranberry Snowballs with her. Shit was nasty but hot
by RockyRilund February 7, 2025
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