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One Of The Biggest Retards In The World, He Normally Is Used to describe someone, Craig Alexander Was Born A Retard With one of the smallest dicks in the world and it weighs at a whopping 1.2 grams
Woah dude you are a "craig alexander".
by SlenderManIsCraig September 28, 2014
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Ultimate faggot.
Spineless.

Dishonest.
Prick.
User.
That guy is such a fuckin' Craig.

I can't believe how Craig that guy is.
by Kawaii kid August 12, 2014
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A ginger teaches anorexic prick who's never kissed a girl
Person: hi Craig you had your first kiss

Craig:fuck off you fat fuck I've got ginger teeth
by Ginger teeth May 28, 2019
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Faggot bitch fuck boy retard Shit which means I am a shithead butchboy Craig
by Craig Craig January 10, 2018
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Ashley: “ugh i think I have blue balls
Friend: “but you don’t have balls”
Ashley: “ya but Craig’s my boyfriend and his one inch doesn’t even pinch down low ya feel ya feel?”
Friend: “ya Craig’s a real bitch nigga
by SwaggyPHep June 16, 2018
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Ashley: “ugh I think I have blue balls
Friend: “but you don’t have balls”
Ashley: “yeah but my boyfriend is Craig and his inch doesn’t make me feel a pinch ya feel ya feel?”
Friend: “oh wow yeah Craig is a real bitch nigga
by SwaggyPHep June 16, 2018
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Craig is the guy that puts on a show like he is somebody when reality he lives off his mamma. Craig is the guy that like to have sex with the ugliest and nastiness hoes on earth. Craig is the guy that will do what ever craig needs to do to make Craig happen. Craig is the guy who clams to to someone he is not.
I met Craig he talked alot of game and come to find out he ain't shit.
by Notstupidanymore April 17, 2019
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