Craig

A teddy bear that will only come out of his cave for a taco and cheese itz and remains in the cave to take naps. Has a fear of fire extinguishers.
A Craig picked up a fire extinguisher and is going to use it
by White_knife22 June 19, 2019
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A extremely gay guy that has flakey skin likes to hit on Carl while drunk. Also likes to grab chicks ass' while they are hooking up with people because he's a seedy fuck.
Also enjoys scratching and being a faggot
Ew cunt you're so Craig!
by Craigsaseedycunt June 28, 2011
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Someone that has husky eyes. This person is known as dogeyes and can often be seen playing with other dogs playing at the park or dogging people. It is also a very good touch football team.
when you steal someones money. oh you craig dogeyes lawler
by Amazing 1 March 26, 2010
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Ahhh silly 4 year olds and their Craigs
by Nicknicknicknicknick March 17, 2014
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A whiny little bitch, of small stature; often recognizable due to a small strange tuft on their back. Other characteristics include being a complete douche and having grey hair. A Craig will also generally be unnecessarily mean and obnoxious to their girlfriend, even if they are only trying to help.

In summary; a Craig can be classed as a midget with a tuft and a big nose who is also a whiny little bitch
"God, you can be such a Craig sometimes, you're such a weiner ... obvs!"
by rocky broadforest April 10, 2011
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When getting ready to eat a big juicy burger, say "pass the craig"
by CJ1978 February 04, 2010
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One who cheats, or the act of cheating.
Let's play a nice game of Rummy, and just don't Craig!!

Stop being a Craig, play by the rules!!
by MariahOnFira February 03, 2010
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