birth control

A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.

"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."

by Trojan Man! January 23, 2010

controlling asshole

a dick who cant let anyone else get their way

Ivan Calderon is a controlling asshole

by coolman7979 August 7, 2016

Drop a controller

Asking a woman or man to masturbate during virtual reality erotic role play (ERP).

Hey, babe, you wanna drop a controller for me?

by VRearworm January 14, 2019

self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 12, 2014

Controlling Traffic

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

by Flash c May 11, 2011

PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022