Being coloneled

The process of Russian officers being removed from Ukrainian sovereign territory by means of explosion

Dozens of Russian officers are being coloneled every week

by Horst von Hubert May 11, 2024

dirty colonel

When a dog gets in the shower whilst it’s owner is stretching his dick out by jamming in the shower door and walking backwards

Ollie recieved a dirty colonel after he rolled around in shit

by Jackson Goodwin August 01, 2022

Coloneling

When you shame eat a bucket of KFC and use the chicken grease to masturbate when You're done.

"Where is Phil tonight?" "He's probably at home coloneling, he's going through some shit."

by Francis Macelroy Lefluer June 17, 2017

Call of the colonel

When you’re driving around the suburbs during the mid afternoon and the elegant aroma of Kentucky Fried Chicken wafts through the window. You start to salivate, your eyes bulge, you must have that greasy chicken. You gun it to the nearest drive through, fulfil the transaction with the pizza face teenager.

Mmm… life doesn’t get much better.

“I was driving around last night when I got the Call of the colonel, fuck it was good.”

by Captain Greaseball September 16, 2023

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 13, 2011

colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.

In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.

by QuacksO June 04, 2021