Cohened

The act of completely destroying something while attempting in good faith to access the contents within.

Person 1: *Tries to open box*
Person2: “Here, let me help y—”
Person 1: *Violently stabs box repeatedly*
Person 2: “Yep, she cohened it again.”

by NoPseudonymsLeft May 24, 2022

Cohen

He is trash at wrestling and likes boys

Cohen is a major homo

by B1g Poppa May 27, 2022

Cohen

A wonderful person, who is very attractive and lovely. They are a gorgeous human being, and are loving. If you are a Cohen, you’re amazing!

"See over there! Cohen is so attractive!"

"I know right! They’re so kind!"

by Luneltty May 29, 2022

cohen pugh neff

Short fugly and gay

cohen pugh neff That bitch gay.

by F,g May 30, 2022

Cohen

the greatest simp of all time, he will try to get with every girl with no success

you're a simp, but not as bad as Cohen

by Penzo19 June 18, 2022

Cohen

The most annoying person ever who’s going to make u have a bad day

Idiot is Cohen

by Best person ever=finnwolfhard June 21, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is the type of guy that always grabs peoples bums. All he can think about is him in the bedroom. He shoves a finger up his bum with out thinking. He moans because he wants to. He is a bitch. He is extremely dumb. Cohen is the definition of gay. He likes bumping people. He has a tiny ding dong. Cohen loves to hump things. Loves to twerk. He is a pain, but he is Cohen.

Cohen stop humping that tree!
Cohen stop moaning!
Cohen you Bum!

by Jeffery bazo August 11, 2022