what the chuff

Yorkshire saying - similar to What the F***?! But northern and better.

Bob: Chuffin' 'eck! Larry's gone t' pub withowt meh.

Steve: what the chuff is he playin' at?!

by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

Chuff

Asshole hair

This guy has really been plucking my chuff

by Halfuf August 5, 2022

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Chuff

writing/ chewing on pen (brentwood slang for pens and work)

going for a quick chuff

by anonymous May 17, 2022

chuff

Chubby-buff

He's not fat, he's chuff. Chubby-buff.

by Himso May 5, 2020

chuff

to angrily blow bubbles while bobbing for treasure in a used toilet or waste receptacle

Despite all her chuffing and furious snapping, the logs were too thick and mealy for Borksneedrietta to find her engagement ring within the bedpan's steaming slurry.

by Dwokoneseus March 26, 2024

Snickle Chuff

To be ejaculated on hit and run style by a male friend or stranger while you are shitting

"I had to crap at the park today and got snickle chuffed by some bum. My new jacket looks like modern art bro. Bum cum, yuk!"

by pair a dimes December 30, 2014