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Christopher

a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
Christopher
by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
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This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.
Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore
by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019
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A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.
Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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Christopher are shy individuals but once you get to know him you’ll see how cute and funny he is. It may seem like Christopher isn’t listening but in reality he really is hearing everything even if you think he isn’t. Everyone wants a guy like Christopher.

Christopher is sporty and is always willing to be your friend. If you like a Christopher take your shot, he’ll always want to be your friend anyways.
I want a guy like Christopher.
by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020
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A shy kind of guy who has certain people he cares about the most he's a loving person who will fall in love at a young age with a he/she it depends
Omg stop Christopher
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How would you call yourself?
Im simply Christopher!
by Nibba567 April 22, 2018
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The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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