Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.

I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!

by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019

Ring Choker

A ring that costs so much to buy for them, that it chokes the life out of one

She’s wearing a ring choker on the finger

by Emelle2 April 24, 2019

Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

by flwlss October 11, 2019

White Choker

When your partner is giving you a blowjob and you shove your dick down her throat and cum

"Did you have fun last night? , yea I gave my girlfriend a white choker"

by Undead assassin February 16, 2018

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Charlie Choker

When you choke. (More effective if you are named charlie)

Bro I just lost all my elo, i'm actually a Charlie Choker.
Dude stop charlie choking!
That wu-shang is such a Charlie Choker! I just shit on him (literally).

by Ski mask the osu god August 13, 2020

Jolly Choker

A woman who looks like she enjoys giving head.

That woman looks like a Jolly Choker!

by Samuelshotmom October 14, 2012