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the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm
*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE
by americousin November 28, 2023
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Chirp

Significant other always henpecking you about something or another.
Harvey: Gee, it’s hot out today. I think I’ll have another beer.
Gladys: How many is that today ?

Harvey: Why the chirping ? I cut the grass didn’t I ?
by Rib I April 2, 2022
mugGet the Chirpmug.

dolphin chirp

When you push you dick into her ass and she looks over her should shaking her head chirping like a dolphin "nua-uh, nua-uh"
"I slipped out of Amanda and accidentally hit her in the asshole and made her dolphin chirp."
by AlistarRoyal April 8, 2016
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