Chambersburg

The county seat of Franklin County,

a place that Benjamin Franklin never actually visited.

One of the most boring places in the United States. Its downtown area is only 6 blocks, and comprised mostly of churches. It has the highest amount of churches per capita. Its mall, or what remains of one, has continuously been ranked as one of the most dead malls in America, with no anchor stores remaining.

Chambersburg has the unique position of being a city surrounded by rural farmland. This causes the unique demographic makeup of the community. It has a very high amount of Hispanic residents, who work on the surrounding farms for low wages. These Hispanics primarily live in the downtown area, along with blacks, which is the main reason why the downtown area hasn't suffered from urban decay like other cities. Most whites live in the suburbs.

The education is awful, with less than 70% of people holding a high school diploma and a dropout rate of 25%. Public transportation is nonexistent, with no taxis, trains, or buses operating in the city. Chambersburg claims it has "an amazing position that is very close to major cities like New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington D.C.," when in reality, it is at least two hours away from each of those cities. Things to do in Chambersburg include drinking, smoking, partying, hunting, cow tipping, watching white people act black, and attempting/succeeding in committing suicide.

It is a place where fun goes to die.

Chambersburg sucks ass.

by Urban Steve March 15, 2019

Chambering

A sport, in which you take a clear tube open on both ends. One person inserts one end into their ass, and another inserts the other end into their ass. They both then shit simultaneously, whoever's shit makes it into the others ass wins.

Hey man, did you see the new sport chambering in the Olympics? That shit was wild!

by Mr. Neelix March 2, 2021

chubby charmer

n. a breed of chubby chaser, but instead of actually *chasing* chubby people, chubby people chase them. They unintentionally have chubby people as boyfriends of girlfriends for whatever reasons.

Denise: Wow, Amanda has a third porker for a boyfriend? She must be a chubby charmer.

Adam: Word.

by chubsforgrubs October 25, 2010

The Chamber of Secrets

A female restroom.

Bill, Jim, Tod, and Alyx waited, hiding behind a corner as brave Chad stealthily made in his way into the Chamber of Secrets to see what exactly made it such a welcoming place to share gossip, stories, rumors, and the like between the female species. When he got in there all he found was 4 stalls, 2 mirrors, 2 sinks, and a garbage can and was greatly flabbergasted as to how this place could be like an overcrowded grocery store given the right moment of time during the day.

by Knowledge Pool April 22, 2013

Chamberlain Mentality

A leader or a leader of a collective group with a thinking process similar to that of Neville Chamberlain who stated "We have achieved peace for our time." Unfortunately he did not, as the guns erupted again across Europe 1 September 1939. In clnclusion, a very dangerous and delusionary mindset.

The declaration of the current House Speaker that we can simply leave Iraq quickly and En Masse without paying for it down the road (a more massive war at a later date) is evidence that there is a serious issue regarding a Chamberlain Mentality.

by Ironbrand February 1, 2007

chamber pop

Chamber pop, often used interchangeably with baroque pop, is a pop music subgenre which originated in the United States and United Kingdom. It emerged in the mid-1960s as a fusion of pop rock and classical music, in particular that of the baroque and classical eras. It has continued to develop with new artists such as The Synthetic Dream Foundation, Regina Spektor, and the newest works by Tori Amos.

Regina Spektor and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make beautiful chamber pop music

by Musical Genius April 25, 2013

turd charmer

A turd charmer is one of a few highly trained members of a secret turd-charming sect that you can go to in India to deal with those stubborn turds one gets from time to time. When the turd charmer plays, the turd is animated and is summoned by the music of the flute.

It was months since I had last shat...I went to the best doctors money could buy. The doctors ran many tests on me, but finally concluded that current technology was not yet ready to handle my problem. Their analysis determined that my turd had been highly compacted under the immense pressure. It hardened to a degree it was 20x stronger than even carbon nanotubes. A general from Area 51 offered me a billion dollars if i'd let them research my turd, but I declined. Alas, there was nowhere to turd but the turd charmers of India. I was skeptical at first, but I took a place to Sri Lanka and walked through long stretches of desert until I at last came to one of the last remaining turd charmers. He made a deal--He would help me, but in return he got to keep my turd. I was reluctant at first, but i realized it was that or death. I bent over and he played his flute. I felt a rumbling from deep within my bowels, and i was terrified. My turd was animated by his amazing flute skills, it slowly emerged. The turd charmer was in a trance and did not notice the turd angrily staring at him. My turd turned it's direction towards me for a quick glance, then immediately set out into the sunset where it was never seen from or heard from again.

by Dark Lord of the Anus May 6, 2005