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Chameleon 

Your setting obviously determines how you are going to behave.
Hym "If how you DRESS... Your attire changes based on WHERE YOU ARE AND THE SETTING YOU ARE IN... Why would your behavior NOT? Do you act the same with you family as you to with your coworkers? No. Friends? No. That isn't 'being a chameleon' that's called 'SOCIAL BOUNDARIES.' So if you work in a group home for retards... You don't fuck the retards. If you AREN'T in a group home... You fuck whoever except children and still probably not retards."
Chameleon by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Chameleon 

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."
Chameleon by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

bitch chameleon

A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.
Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then

Racial Chameleon 

Obama is a racial chameleon, sometimes black, sometimes not.
Racial Chameleon by Micro's Friend November 3, 2015

camera chameleon 

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.
I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.
camera chameleon by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

Penis Chameleon 

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.
That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

Vagina Chameleon 

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.
That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.