by Caliecolision April 30, 2021
Get the Calie mug.Cacaliana is one of the poopiest creature you will ever get to meet. Cacalianas usually eat stromberries and mangus. Cacaliana is amazing and has a lot of hidden talents but you better watch out cause if she gets mad she will cacalen all over you as a defense. Cacaliana only falls in love once in her life and that person usually starts with j and ends with osef and is usually her classmates VERY HOT brother. She will love her soulmate(j. Osef) until the day she dies and would do anything for him. Cacaliana is still the best creature you will ever meet and if she likes you trust me that she will be very fun and will also share stromberries with you.
by Cacancesca November 28, 2021
Get the cacaliana mug.When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022
Get the Cali-Queef mug.An incest freak who has intercourse with her sisters. It is sure to make you cry because of how ugly it is. You’ll never want to see it again. It smells rancid like cat pee and lives in the woods. It listens to cbat by Hudson mowhaeke four times a day
by Peepee472 September 6, 2022
Get the Calie Cats mug.Marijuana (Cannabis) that comes from California, typically licensed Dispensaries that is of quality to be considered "Gas" (High THC%)
by BongMan_420 October 22, 2023
Get the Cali Gas mug.A video game that is like Soul Calibur, but instead of crazy japanese badnass ninja guys (including yoda), this game features warriors of the homeless variety.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Characters:
Martha the cat lady: a lust for feline love borders on the psychotic, but don't tell her that, those pussies have claws. Weapon: cats (1/5 chance of rabies)
Lonely Jim: he's quite lonely, that's why he has a large hatchet. Weapon: hatchet
Mike: driven broke by bad investments, and by never having money in the first place, mike turned to drugs. Weapon: bath salts (1/5 chance to OD)
Yoda: you can't tell me this guy isn't homeless, i mean... look at him. Weapon: lightsaber
Bjord: after he won world's greatest beard, he gambled away his fame and fortune. Weapon: miscellaneous items drawn from his beard.
Join these beloved characters and more in the epic new game Homeless Calibur, where the objective of the game is to get the legendary sock full of shit, which has been said is the key to taking down the government and finally liberating the oppressive nature of the system we have all been condemned to.
Jesus Christ, Homeless Calibur is so goddamn politically incorrect.
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
Where the fuck is that sock full of shit, Martha keeps raping me with her fucking cats, what a cunt!
by JayBaby June 17, 2013
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