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Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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Jonny Cakes

An amatuer ping pong player from Rutherford, New Jersey who occasionally beats George Schneider on pure luck.
Jonny Cakes : Ha! Good game loser!
George : That ball skimmed the edge you lucky bastard!
by Ul<nown January 12, 2009
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jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
by Hanny May 13, 2005
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Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.
Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"
by $portez November 7, 2011
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Jizz Cakes

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.
1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes
by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004
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the caesar salad

v: an act of love/lust in which a man straddles a woman's chest, enabling him to reverse titty-f**k her while the female stimulates his butthole with her mouth and tongue.
(not for a first date or for women with a heart condition)

*if the female is anywhere past 5 months pregnant it becomes known as a rusty chunnel
"weve been going out for a long time baby, ive given u prime rib every night. its time for u to enjoy the caesar salad."
by the_gurve_pipe March 26, 2007
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boo boo cakes

An affectionate term used for a loved one.
Nerrisa: Markie! you're my Boo Boo
Markie: Nerrisa! you're my Boo Boo Cakes! A boo boo has to have something to eat right?
by ILNN26 January 8, 2008
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