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Brush On Weld

As the name implies, this is a weld that it brushed on. It is used by the 'clever' DIY'er to 'fix' holes in cars which would otherwise fail roadworthyness test. Brush on weld takes the form of either underseal or seam sealer. Since it is much easier to apply than a proper metal weld, in that it doesnt actually join any metal together, it is within the grasp of most spanner monkeys.
Guy 1:- My car has a hole in the suspension turret and it cant pass its MOT.
Spanner monkey:- I can fix that for you using brush on weld. The MOT man will never know.

later.....
Guy 1:- You Fucking Knob Jockey! That brush on weld failed the mot!
by DMIG October 31, 2011
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cock brush

An insult for someone who's acting like an asshole.
by Kevin Tufo August 28, 2006
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Air Brush

To fart in someone's face while bare-ass, there by "air brushing" them with shit particles.
Dude, I totally air brushed John's face last night! He coughed and has little bits of shit on his lips!
by EHood January 25, 2011
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Muff Brush

A goatee. A particularly long one that can be used to carass the vagina.

flavor saver clit tickler
by boowebb May 1, 2003
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Brush Burn

An abrasion on one's body, usually occurs on back or knees, caused by the friction of having your skin moving rapidly across a surface.
That brush burn I got on my back Saturday night really hurts! I can't believe I didn't feel it while it was happening!
by Totally Random Jr. July 12, 2010
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T-Brush

shortened form of tooth brush. sounds cooler.
jared: i need something to scratch my ear...
mike: dylan's asleep, you should use his T-Brush.
jared: DUDE, thats raunch... ok.
by jared and mike December 28, 2005
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Basil Brush

Basil Brush is an elephant.

Yes - contrary to popular belief that he is either a squirrel or a fox. Basil Brush is actually an elephant.

Read the description below - how can you doubt it?

el·e·phant /ˈɛləfənt/
–noun, plural -phants, (especially collectively) -phant for 1. any of several carnivores of the dog family, esp. those of the genus Vulpes, smaller than wolves, having a pointed, slightly upturned muzzle, erect ears, and a long, bushy tail.

2. any of numerous arboreal, bushy-tailed rodents of the genus Sciurus, of the family Sciuridae.

3. any of various other members of the family Sciuridae, as the chipmunks, flying squirrels, and woodchucks.
Basil Brush likes to eat peanuts and bananas.
by Bad_MaNneR$ December 26, 2008
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