bro soda 

Slang term for beer. Bro sodas are commonly enjoyed by real chill dudes while playing X-Box.

Bro 1: "Dude, what are you guys doin' tonight?"

Bro 2: "Just hanging around, might listen to some DMB, drink some bro sodas. You in?"

Bro 1: "Oh yeah, bro.

bro soda by J. Eklow September 22, 2007

Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.

Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.

Bro Shield by Uchayman September 12, 2010

Bro-Soda 

A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if

1. The person drinking it is a bro, and

2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and

3. There are no females present.

If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a transformation. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality.

Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in the company of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will bitch and moan, causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).

Bro 1: "I'm thirsty."

Bro 2: "Have a bro-soda!"

Bro 1: "I Love Natty Lite!"

Bro-Soda by Jgerbs9 October 28, 2009

bro shower 

bromance and sausage fest complete with lil' wayne blaring from a shower radio.

Dude, Lil Wayne is blaring from the bathroom. There must be another bro shower going on.

bro shower by scott_edison March 21, 2011

Bro Suit 

A suit that is typically worn by older black men that looks 85 sizes too big. Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer usually wear these types of Suits.

Did you watch that Steve harvey Show last night?

Yeah, i watched it, but I was trying to figure out what was up with that ugly brown bro suit he had on!

Bro Suit by mystikkal December 18, 2009

Bro Safari

Probably one of the most underrated DJ's ever.
Has been producing for quite some time, but is just now becoming known since people realized trap music is actually some good shit.
Toured with Skrillex, Valentino Khan, ETC! ETC!, UFO, and many others, and is now headlining some events.
A very large chuck of his music has been given out free, too.

Dude: Hey, have you heard of Bro Safari?
Ignorant Dude: Bro whut?
Later that night...
Ignorant Dude: *checks out Bro Safari*
Ignorant Dude: *Mind is blown by sheer dope-ness*

Bro Safari by PotatoesAreaVegetable? February 15, 2014

Bro Storm 

So much bro, the atmosphere can not handle it.

In today's forecast: sunny with a 30% chance of a Bro storm.

Bro Storm by Openslot November 10, 2011