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Borked

"fukt", messed up, non functional, broken.
"I changed a setting in the engine and now it's all borked" - Alex
by Aldarith February 7, 2022
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Bork

A medium sized dog’s bark, also medium toned
Guy 1: Man, my dog won’t stop borking
Guy 2: Maybe she has to pee and needs to go outside
by agirlwithnames October 9, 2019
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Bork

Bork is a common word used communication by Boyos, like a word for “hi”, “how are you doing”, or “bye”.
by N8398L December 7, 2024
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Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
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Bork C.

by Stefan_Cloe November 21, 2021
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borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.
Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
by NEMouse July 13, 2024
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Bork

All of the lgbtq+ community(plus the non binary bulshit) and all of the weird people that dress like crazy+ earrings in weird places and may be on the spectrum of autism and they are cringe af
Look at this goofy ah bitch.she a bork foso
by Stragas March 6, 2025
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