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National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022
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Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??
by Le on January 26, 2022
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hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes
That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes
by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021
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smelly bloke

I guy who is no really that nice and is a meany
That guy over there is a pretty smelly bloke dont you think
by Kkkool bloke July 27, 2016
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022
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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
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