Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023