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Bidding Wars

A bidding war is a competition to be the highest bidder on an item. In real life interactions, a bidding war occurs all the time for women in the 18-26 age bracket, with endless amounts of love, attention, and money coming their way from hungry men. Ironically, these women are usually miserable, while any normal man experiencing that kind of bidding war on him for a couple of hours would be ecstatic.
Guy 1: Have you ever experienced the receiving end of Bidding Wars?
Guy 2: Once in my life. Four girls were fighting for me once in a bar. I felt like a complete king for about 2 minutes and 30 seconds. God I need a pussy.
by Eric Kazinsky January 13, 2016
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Binking

Binking is when you go checking to see if car doors are open and looting them for whatever valuables are inside
lets go binking in that parking lot tonight
by baccdoe December 5, 2020
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male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Big Birding

Falling asleep seated on the couch with your head down so that your chin is touching your chest, like Big Bird sleeps.
Kid: Mom ... you might want to go take big bird in here to bed.

Mother: Is your father big birding again?
by ChrisTheMeat August 2, 2012
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Sexual Bending

A common form of dancing that is popular amongst today's young people. It happens when a female homosapien stand in front of a male homosapien and bends over and dances to trashy music (usually with lots of rapping). Most teachers and parents disapprove of this type of dances. It upsets them. Recently caused a controversy at a high school in Union Grove, Wisconsin (a small village). Made the news in many parts of the United States.
1. We got kicked out of the dance for "sexual bending".

2. OMG, we were sexual bending during that Lil' Wayne song!
by HappyCamper17 April 20, 2010
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biningus

It's just ya know, biningus. May be used for anything and everything. More specifically related to things of a sexual nature.
booty
ass
bewbs
hooters
peni
pecker
vag
muff
anything
everything
The GLOF has some pretty sweet biningi (plural).

You better put that biningus away before someone slaps a Meat Loaf sticker on it.

Damn, my biningus hurts!
by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 25, 2008
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Big Birding

The act of ejaculating on someone and then throwing feathers onto them. As a rule, only truly accomplished when the feathers are yellow, but white will suffice.
I was running out of things to do to her so I tried big birding. Everything was going well until I realized the feathers weren't yellow. I'll get her next time.
by Jeff15373 August 15, 2011
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