bathroom anytime minutes

What office workers use when they use the restroom frequently while on the clock at their jobs.

So far this year, Jonah has made $74.56 at work using his bathroom anytime minutes.

by ludacristy January 12, 2010

Beth Complex

When a girl is named Elizabeth, but goes by Beth. Said girl doesn't mind being called Elizabeth, but hates any other variation of the name besides Beth.

She doesn't like being called Lizzy, even though her name is Elizabeth. She has a Beth Complex.

by 56EvilDemon August 13, 2010

bathroom drinks

When you go to the bathroom at a bar and drink all of the half drank drinks that were left from random people that you find in the bathroom. You do this because they are free and mysterious, and it is guaranteed to get you more drunk.

I'm so drunk, I just had some bathroom drinks. I think one was a vodka tonic and the other might have been a long island ice tea, but who really knows.

by mysisterisamess January 9, 2011

Bathrub

Verb: The act of masturbating (typically to orgasm) while in the shower/bathtub. Can refer to solitary masturbation, with assistance, or acts of voyeurism.

Solo: I had the most amazing bathrub this morning. I must have cum like three times!

Assist: My girlfriend gave me a great bathrub this morning. Totally helped my morning wood.

Voyeur: I bathrubbed while watching Naomi shower. She didn't notice I was doing it while showering right next to her.

by Iris Scavo March 22, 2011

Bethelihem

A prophecy said that this child will be the salvation of all mankind. he will have significant marks that will distinguish him from others like "The hand of god" which will 2 birthmarks on it, one on the palm and the other on a finger, the smaller one will be a shade lighter. The other distinguishing mark will be a small scar on his left chest, which no one will have memory of. he was named to be the gateway for Jeshua of Nazareth (Jesus Christ) and one who has both the darkest and lightest minds of history.

We cant we need to find his pathway its supposed to be Bethelihem

by The Prophet of Mankind. April 12, 2011

Bathroom Animal

A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.

Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!

by Kmann March 14, 2015

Bethannie

The way my parents decided to spell my name because they were on drugs and high a f.

Hi Bethannie.

by BS carlos December 17, 2018