BESTEST

when someone is better than the absolute BEST. he's the fucking bestest!!!

isabelle: Damnnnnn isaac is the bestest!!!

by isa, the best April 18, 2019

Bestdressed

Ashley aka bestdressed is a popular YouTuber known for her relatable humor and fabulous outfits. She’s a film major and grew up in a small suburb in Maryland. Ashley is a self-proclaimed “texture hoe” and tries her hardest to use words other than “cute” to describe outfits. Gingham and corduroy are some of her favorite materials, and Ashley loves a good combo of pattern and texture. She has a voracious appetite for thrift shopping and knows all the good places in la and nyc.

Ashley recently launched a second (the first was released last year) line of jewelry in partnership with En Route Jewelry and is very proud. While the first line was more vintage inspired, with pieces begging to be worn to the opera, this line is a bit more cutesy, with hearts and more colorful pieces.

The comments section of bestdresed’s videos is fun, warm, and a very nice place to hang out.

Overall bestdressed is set apart from the rest by her humor, wit, awareness and willingness to talk about world issues, and of course, her style. If you’re looking for a fun place to observe the “misadventures of a twenty something living in nyc” check her channel out. You won’t be disappointed.

-this was not written by bestdressed, she isn’t a huge fan of self promotion from what I’ve seen.

Person 1- Whoa, you’re wearing corduroy pants!
Person 2- Yeah, I love the texture and silhouette of these.
Person 1- you sound like Ashley aka Bestdressed.

by queenofthekittens November 27, 2020

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Bestesterest

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.

Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.

by Gaboantsa December 3, 2022

Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017