bent wang

When a mans penis is crooked.

Jose had a bent wang and when I gave him head , it kept hitting me in the side of the mouth.

by Kennebungport surprise March 15, 2006

get bent

A statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems. Usually used as a slightly more politically correct version of "fuck off", but can also be used as an honest suggestion.

If you think I'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent

Man, that woman is such a bitch. She needs to get bent.

by Zorpheus July 17, 2010

bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

by henry galker February 10, 2004

Damn Bent

Meaning the opposite or Damn Straight. So meaning no.

Person1:So you like that nerd hey?
Person2:Oh yeah, Damn bent.

by Samanthaa* June 9, 2007

Get Bent

Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.

The quicker you get bent the better

by BishopDWallyDHonk November 11, 2010

bent pickle

An ugly person. A rude person

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .

by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017

are you bent

British slang for acting in a homosexual manner.

Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.

by Thick Nigga Johnson November 27, 2019