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The Beatles

Undisputedly the BEST, most AMAZING band ever. Appreciated, loved, an adored by all of those who truly understand what real music is. Sadly, some of those faggy new-age kids think they're "Gay", or "puss-tastic". These kids should either be A: Beaten over the head with the crappy albums they listen to, til they lie on the ground bleading, B: Be forced to listen to The Beatles until they have a musical epiphany and realize the glory of this band, or, if all else fails, C: die in a hole.

Long arguments can be held at lunch tables or cocktail parties or the workplace, or wherever you spend your time, said arguments being held with said faggy punks.

They wrote some of my favorite songs, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Revolution, Let It Be, Hey Jude, Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds, What You're Doing, and Blackbird.
Argument with me and my friends at lunch table:

Me: Dude, I just bought another Beatles album that I didn't have, I'm so siked!

Intelligent Music Loving Friend: Dude, that's awesome! That band rocks!!!

Un-named faggot #1: God, you guys are such pussies!! I can't beleive you don't listen to ear-drum-ripping, head pounding, I'm gonna go kill mself music!

Un-named fag #2: Yeah, or (c)rap music!! The Beatles are for gay guys!!

Me and my music loving friend: *pull out shotgun, load with a couple orunds of common sense, fire at un-named fags til they lie on the ground bleeding, stupidity drainging from the bullet holes scattered across their bodies. walk away, laughing.*
by the mad sporker March 8, 2008
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The Beatles

Amazing band that became popular in the 60s. It has lost a bit of popularity do to retarded pop singers who think they are better. Examples are Jonas Brothers, HannahMontana, Saleena Gomez, and Pretty much anyone on disney who sings.
Pie: The Jonas Brothers are so much better than the beatles!
Waffle: *Eats Pie* FOR THE BEATLES!!! LIVE ON!!!!!!
by Scartail August 18, 2009
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The Beatles

the absolute most amazing music group ever. gives me chills whenever i hear them and evokes emotions with every song; able to control what the listener feels with the combined talents of James Paul McCartney Jr. (Paul McCartney), John Winston Lennon (John Lennon), George Harrison, and Richard B. Starkey (Ringo Starr). Purely amazing in every way; each song has a message and the emotion that comes over one when they listen to the Beatles cannot be described; one must see for themselves
for the people who don't like the gods who are the Beatles: i won't fight with you or tell you you're wrong, because i like the Beatles and care about peace, love and all that is good in the world. please, if you don't like them, move on. :
by holyfuckmaeveloveszthebeatless February 19, 2010
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The Beatles

Obla Dee, Obla Da, Lets have sex.
Guy: I love the Beatles.
Girl: Want to have sex?
by Serbius April 23, 2009
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The beatles

one of the best bands in history. are made up of: john lennon, ringo starr, paul mccartney & george harrison. An english rock band that rocked the stage.
'the beatles are the best band EVER.'
'i know right, they rule.
by lolsl October 25, 2009
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Beatling

Getting the nat king cole, doing the no pants dance, hopping on the good foot and doing the bad thing, getting the Leg over!
He was beatling like a mad man last night, broke the bed!, Who was the girl he was beatling last night?..He's a chief Beatler!
by Boludinho December 11, 2009
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beatling

Jack: Watcha doing?
Steve: Beatling.
Jack: Mmmm, sounds relaxing.
by Jicib March 4, 2009
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