Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

Drum and bagpipes

The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.

Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?

NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.

by DnbManForireland June 18, 2012

Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.

Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him

by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025