Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.
1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion
by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011
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auto highlot

When someone grabs a joint and smokes it without realizing that it was puff-puff-passed to them to be smoked. Such as being on auto pilot when flying.
"Did you just hit that from muscle memory alone?" Yeah man, I must have been on auto highlot.
by OGAutoHighlot August 11, 2021
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Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song
When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ
by u face biatch August 15, 2008
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auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.
by Door gunner September 06, 2017
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auto blumpkano

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
by Agent 42069 November 11, 2019
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Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.
Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.
by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017
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