auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song

When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ

by u face biatch October 9, 2008

auto blu

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.

2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”

by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 22, 2014

Auto Pirate

To automatically Pirate files using an RSS or similar feeds in uTorrent or similar Torrent programs.

All my favorite shows are set to Auto Pirate.

by Message.Man1 July 10, 2011

Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.

I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.

by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019

auto viral

Runaway viral autonomy; it's when AI/generative/LLM/etc. autonomously executes or creates words, code, images or actions that are detrimental and continues to rapidly replicate and disseminate it automatically.

Ever since that AI went auto viral, none of the gas pumps are working anymore!

by calholli June 12, 2023