Ass Clown

USNA FD Training Chief

Guy 1: Wow John is such an ass clown

Guy 2: really i always thought of him more as a ball bag

by Fireman27 December 30, 2009

ass clown

a talentless, overly dramatic hack who pretends to know it all and wants to it off.

that no talent ass clown is a black hole of time.

by betherz May 13, 2010

Ass clown

A person that speaks nothing but absolute bullshit

Hey Jefferson have you met Joey yeah Joey is a real ass clown

by Kate is your mom March 12, 2022

Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.

1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no

by SnuppPup July 6, 2022

Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life

Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015

Ass Clown

A jerk of a politician who constantly spams you with e-mail begging for money even though he is worth 93 million dollars. A politician who divorces his wife and then refuses to support her and his children even though he is worth 93 million dollars.

Alan Grayson is an ass clown.

by GrooviGirl August 27, 2015