val

The action of ruining people's fun and not understanding the word 'similarity'.

Person 1: That car looks like your dad's
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val

by Kelly_43 January 8, 2018

val

the most genuine, kind-hearted, funny, and beautiful person in the ENTIRE universe. i love her with all my heart and soul and that will never change till the day i die and after that. i hope one day we meet each-other so i can feel her hands running through my hair and her breath quivering against mine.. anyways, love u always. - chloe

“have you seen val, shes so hot”
“i know too bad she has a gf:(“

by .chloeevy November 28, 2021

Val Malgina

a russian. but also a hot bitch.💋

val malgina is the hot russian girl you wish you were

by slut4val March 15, 2022

Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

Val

Every STD known to man. He is the guy to search up Hentai on the school computer. He will send you anime jokes and try to make you laugh.

Val did it again.

by BeanosSlayer October 19, 2019

val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025